You know that photo of Ben Affleck standing on his porch looking like he's contemplating every decision he's ever made, coffee in hand, paparazzi be damned? This is that tee.

Garment-dyed, heavyweight, relaxed — the kind of shirt that says "I didn't try" while quietly being the best thing you own. Tiny Chaos on Canvas logo on the chest. Not loud. Not beige. Just there, doing its thing, unbothered. Gets softer every wash. Your other shirts are jealous and they should be.

White, Crunchberry, Washed Denim. $40 flat in every size because charging more for bigger sizes is a personality flaw and we don't have those.

• 100% ring-spun US cotton — 6.1oz heavyweight
• Garment-dyed, relaxed fit, tubular knit (no side seams)
• Small Chaos on Canvas logo chest graphic
• Sizes S–4XL — same price across all sizes
• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low (when you get around to it)